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engrspyke

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on: Oct 25, 2011, 09:43 AM
Lesson Four

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Top Earner. The brain said, "I should be Top Earner because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Top Earner as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Top Earner because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the assh*le spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the assh*le being the Top Earner. So the assh*le went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.Eventually they all decided that the assh*le should be the Top Earner.

Networker's Lesson:
You don't need brains to be a Top Earner - any assh*le will do.
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Post Merge: Oct 25, 2011, 09:44 AM
Lesson Three

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Networker's Lesson:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy;
2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend; and,
3) When you’re in deep sh*t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut
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Post Merge: Oct 25, 2011, 09:46 AM
Lesson Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull, “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”

“Well why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer who shot him out of the tree.

Networker's Lesson:
Bull sh*t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
  :hihi:


Post Merge: Oct 25, 2011, 09:49 AM
Lesson One

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?” The eagle answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Networker’s Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, vey high up.
  :hihi:
« Last Edit: Oct 25, 2011, 09:49 AM by engrspyke »


calnina29

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Reply #1 on: Jan 21, 2012, 06:30 AM
wooah a lot of sh*ts out there in the open but I really like the 2nd lesson and of course the 1st one too.


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Reply #2 on: Jan 26, 2012, 09:01 PM
 :D Hehehe... Thanks for the Laugh buddy.


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Reply #3 on: Apr 30, 2017, 03:21 PM
isa sa mga main reason kaya ng pe’failed ang isang entrepreneur ay hindi dahil sa hindi niya alam ang gagawin

ito ay hindi niya lang talaga ito ginagawa

kung mapapansin mo napakadami ng mga taong pumapasok sa ganitong industry pero kokonti lang ang nagiging successful

at madaming nag pe’failed dahil nakakakalimutan nila ang pinaka importanteng task ng entrepreneur

ito ay ang mag take ng massive action

ito rin yung sobrang laking pagkakamali ko dati

gusto ko pag aralan muna lahat bago ako mag action

sobrang dami kong inaral, pinanood na videos mga nabasang libro

and then doon na ako nag simulang maparalize dahil sa information overload

hanggang sa mapansin ko na wala o kulang talaga ang kinikita ko

kahit sobrang dami ko nang nalalaman at ito ay dahil sa kulang ako sa pag take ng massive action

kaya ang masasabi ko ay mag take ka na ng massive action habang inaaral mo palang ang business mo

para hindi ka matulad sa pagkakamaling nagawa ko dati
« Last Edit: May 03, 2017, 02:05 AM by FutureGizmo »


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Reply #4 on: Nov 15, 2017, 07:43 PM
Good jokes, I enjoyed reading. They took away the pain of my toothache. Thanks!


 


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