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on: Sep 04, 2008, 07:12 PM
At last, a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
We always hear 'the rules' From the female side.
Now, here are the rules from the male side.    
 
 
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1'
ON PURPOSE!
 
 
1.  Men are NOT mind readers.
 
1.  Learn to work the toilet seat.
    You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    We need it up, you need it down.
    You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
 
1.  Sunday sports - It's like the full moon
    or the changing of the tides.
     Let it be.
 
1.  Crying is blackmail.
 
1.  Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
 
1.  Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.
 
1.  Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
 
1.  Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
 
1.  If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
 
1.  If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the  other one.

1.  You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1.  Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.

1.  Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1.  ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1.  If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1.  If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing',
We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1.  If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1.  When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1.  Don't ask us what we're thinking about,
unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1.  You have enough clothes.

1.  You have too many shoes.

1.  I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!

1.  Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


Girls, need we say more?



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Reply #1 on: Sep 04, 2008, 07:37 PM
--nice one Ping  :applause: :hihi: :hihi:


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Reply #2 on: Sep 04, 2008, 08:08 PM
so true, so true.  

this should be read by every female and taken to heart. :applause:


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Reply #3 on: Sep 04, 2008, 08:17 PM
sana makabasa rin ako dito sa PMT ng Women Rules naman  :hihi:


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Reply #4 on: Sep 04, 2008, 08:18 PM


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Reply #5 on: Sep 04, 2008, 08:25 PM
^ hahaha

feel na feel mo len, ang dating ng sagot ni gr8collector?


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Reply #6 on: Sep 04, 2008, 08:34 PM
^ oo, agree na agree cia sa post mo e :hihi:


sana makabasa rin ako dito sa PMT ng Women Rules naman  :hihi:

-- dapat nga meron.. :bahalaka: :watchuthink:


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Reply #7 on: Sep 04, 2008, 08:40 PM


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Reply #8 on: Sep 04, 2008, 10:26 PM
saya nito! nabasa ko rin toh sa site ni anghelita (bahboi.com) pero mas masaya sana kng may magpost din ng women's rule... :watchuthink:
« Last Edit: Sep 04, 2008, 10:28 PM by khaiang »


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Reply #9 on: Sep 05, 2008, 07:04 AM
^Hi Khai!

Meron na ba ito sa site ni anghelita?    :D


Sige, gawa po kayo ng The Woman Rules!


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Reply #10 on: Sep 05, 2008, 11:37 AM
galing naman. kinopy-paste ko na and send to my gf.  :rakenrol:


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Reply #11 on: Nov 01, 2011, 09:49 AM
^up ko lang, nahalukay ko sa baul ng PMT...

this made my day!


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Reply #12 on: Nov 01, 2011, 09:56 AM
rules? heheh.
most women are oblivious of these 'rules'

men & women are inherently different.

learning & understanding the opposite gender is part of the thrill/adventure.


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Reply #13 on: Nov 01, 2011, 11:39 AM
You have to rework the numbering. Kinda difficult for rebuttal if you don't know which number 1 we are talking about.

Number2 na Number 1- On the matter of toilet seat. That's because you don't have to sit. You can :watchuthink:. You don't need permission to do it but you don't have to.

Number 9 na Number1- My bff tried to set-up her husband once while we were about to go out for dinner.

bff: Do I look fat in this blouse?
Husband of bff: He gives me a look. I returned as arched eyebrow for a dare. Then he promptly says, "Yes. Let's go." Bff knows she's been had. I am now an adopted gal-friend of the husband. :D

Strangely enough, I agree with most of the above. Specially Number4 na Number 1. Hell, yeah!!!


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Reply #14 on: Nov 04, 2011, 02:13 PM
yung number 1 number one, number 1 ko din


 


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