Steve Jobs & Bill Gates: Funny Jokes on Being Rich



Yesterday I received a forwarded email showing Photoshopped pictures of tech icons Steve Jobs and Bill Gates delivering jokes about being rich. A sample of their “conversation:”

Steve Jobs: Remember when we were poor?
Bill Gates: No.
Steve Jobs: Me neither.
(Both laugh.)

Hilarious, indeed. And another one:

Bill Gates: I went to a bank yesterday to talk about a loan.
Steve Jobs: What do you need a loan for?
Bill Gates: I don’t, the bank does.
(Both laugh.)

Aaah, the joys of being rich.

We refomatted the pics and the resulting comic strip can be found below. Share and enjoy!

Steve Jobs & Bill Gates joke about being rich

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10 thoughts on “Steve Jobs & Bill Gates: Funny Jokes on Being Rich”

  1. “Bill Gates is so rich that he’s the only man known in history to pay people to robb him”

    “Bill Gates is so rich that Stealing from him from the bank is impossible due to his money builds back up in a instant”

    “Bill Gates is so rich that he can make the Pope to bless each one of his toes”

    “Bill Gates is so rich that he gives out cadillacs to new borns and a strip clubs around the world to 18yrs old from his taxes”

    “Bill Gates is so rich that he tells the president to throw out his trash”

    “Bill Gates is so Rich that he has boxes of golden condoms and donates them after use to charity”

    “Bill Gates is so freaking rich that chuck norris is his personal trainer”

    “Bill Gates is so rich that he could buy the United States with change laying around his car”

    “Bill Gates is so rich that he made all the world give him VIP tickets to whereever he wants”

    “Bill Gates is so rich that he could buy Russia with an empty wallet”

    “Bill Gates is so rich that every time that bank ask him for a loan he says blow me and we’ll talk”

    “Bill Gates is so rich that he can make the poorest country in the world be wealthy by just donating his socks”

    “Bill Gates is so rich that he has the first civilian ticket to the moon and make and colored blue”

    “Bill Gates is so rich that he is working to clone the earth and call it Gearth”

    “Bill Gates is so rich that he could make himself president kick out people of the U.S.A and make his own race”

    “Bill Gates is so rich that he throws up when he sees gold”

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