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Another way of saying: "You're Fat!"

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Another thread that may help make us think and write creatively...(try lang!)

Here's how:

For this first example: Instead of saying SHE IS VERY FAT....try another line or lines. (You may say it euphemistically nice or brutally harsh...you choose!)

START KO: The panty has Victoria Secret printed on the garter but now that she wore it, the words look like a series of dots and dashes on a Morse code telegraph.
« Last Edit: Jan 28, 2013, 01:43 AM by FutureGizmo »


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Kumikinis ka yata? Ah gets ko na, nababanat ng husto ang balat mo!  :D


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Uy, nag-iisa ka yata ngayon...nasan na mga biik mo? (Totoo to! Sinabihan ako nito ng isang nakakita sa akin....hehehe kasalanan kko din coz I refer to my kids as biik...)


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mahirap sumakay ng jeep ngayon.. mag taxi nalng tayo..


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Saan ka na nagwo-workout ngayon? Sa Dencio's? :D

Ha-ha-ha ... love this one! Galing mo Emo!  :D

Anyway here's mine,

If our bodies are temples, congratulations - you've got a Cathedral!

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ang politically correct way of referring to people daw ay "horizontally challenged".

yung friend ko ang tawag ko sa kanya "larger than life". :D


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grabe...malala na talaga ang food and mouth disease mo


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sa seinfeld, tanong ng prend nya, kung tumataba daw siya, sabi niya hindi naman daw, nagkukulang lang sa height.


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uy, para kayong barbecue...siya ang stick at ikaw ang .... ;)


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^... SAUCE (sabay bawi bago ka upakan.) :D  kaso nawala yung laman ng barbecue? :confused:

sabihin mo na lang kinain mo na yung laman.

wala lang. gutom na ako e. lunch muna ako. :-D


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^ano na ba ang division mo ngayon? I'm sure di ka lang welterweight :)...


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galing sa kung saang dating site:

body built - MORE TO LOVE

so kapag nirerefer mo yung irog mo, puede mong sabihing - I love you MORE AND MORE each day. :-*


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Tsk tsk tsk, talagang hand to mouth existence yan ah......... :D


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uyy...siguro bouncing baby ka nung maliit ka noh? hanggang ngayon....  :D
« Last Edit: Jun 16, 2006, 02:41 PM by yoko »


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if you were a ball, hindi ka pingpong ball ... kundi gym exercise ball (peace! :-D)


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^Alam nyo yung kantang "Bouncing along like a pingpong ball..."? Salbahe high school teacher ko. Nung dumaan yung isang kaklase kong mataba, kumanta siya niyan, "Bouncing along like a pingpong ball, bouncing along like a pingpong ball, bouncing along like a pingpong ball, just like a pingpong ball. Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping..."


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^hahaha...seguro connecting the two immediate posts above...I'd say if I was the one pinaparinggan I'd still be flattered kasi di ako gym exercise ball...a pingpong ball could still bounce at least...the gym ball..ikaw ang magba-bounce on it

much like the reason why elephants are the only land animals who cannot jump (Thank God!)

On Topic: Talo mo pa si Michelin Man sa dami ng curves ah! :-D



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Habang nakikita mo siya nagsasampay ng mga damit niya na nilabhan... "oh mare, parehas lang tayo, ako rin naglaba rin ako ng bed cover namin " :grin1:


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Wife to her obese husband: Alam mo honey, I'm glad pinakasalan kita. Kahit saan tayo magpunta, may kutchon ako :D

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Coca cola body?

kung sa coke pa hindi coke sakto ...di rin 1.5 li...di rin coke delivery van...warehouse na talaga! :peace:


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              .....parang inde ka payat ngayon.


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Grabe ang taba taba mo na bwahahahahaha

or

please mind the sharp objects(baka matusok ka bigla kang sumingaw)


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o kaya ganito...tsong long tym no see, grooming, lumiliit ang pantalon natin ah... :harhar:

cheers... :cool2:


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o kaya ganito habang yakap si waswit,,,,,darlene get closer, di magtagpo mga kamay ko eh... :peace:

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Happy New year!!  :yoohoo:

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Serious answer?

Corpulent. Rotund.

Bihira ang mga taong nagkakaintindi sayo, kahit na marunong sila mag-Ingles.


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in besaya we call it "TAMSE" tambok nga sexy , meaning sa tagalog... matabang sexy o matabang  may curve.


 


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