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Desperate Housewives, RP Edition (from kris to ruffa to greta)

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Subject: Desperate Housewives, Philippine Edition by "Conventional Wisdom"

The  month  of  June is a good time to review what transpired for the first six  months  of 2007.  For this edition, Conventional Wisdom is  focusing on showbiz-related  matters  instead  of the usual politics (which in a
way is also show-biz but for ugly people).  Read on.

Kris Aquino.  Loser.  While  she  is  the  innocent  one  in  the whole James-Hope brouhaha, Conventional Wisdom thinks that she could have  handled the incident with  more dignity and privacy.  One wonders why this
drama queen  wants to inflict  her day-to-day saga with the whole planet.
From exaggerating her "life-threatening" pregnancy, to lambasting her  husband in public ("O magsalita ka?  Totoo naming pina-palayas na kita sa bahay  a?"), to actually using Ninoy to promote a cake in her latest commercial.
  Kris' next endorsement should neither be beer nor pastries but laundry detergent for her unquenchable  desire to always wash her very dirty underwear in public.

James Yap.  Loser.  One word : cad.   As one writer succinctly said :  "What do  you  expect  from  a  provincial  boy  who  suddenly  became famous  and wealthy?"   The  last  time  we  witnessed  a showbiz cad  was during
 Gabby Concepcion's time.  James is now second in our list. Conventional  Wisdom is giving them maximum of 3 years as a couple.   Kris is starting to look more and more mature and matronic.   James is still young.  Give James sometime, and after Hope - - Faith and Charity will spring forth. Moral of the story.

Smoking is bad for marriage: Kris had Philip, James had Hope.
Conventional Wisdom can't take any more of this!!!

Ruffa  Gutierrez /Annabelle  Rama :  The mother and daughter (MAD) team strikes  again.  From a filmfest scam that made it to CNN, to  Brunie-yuki scandal that merited a senate hearing, and now, the falling out with
 Ylmaz - -  which is desperately being peddled out as Philippines vs. Turkey. Oppressor vs. Victim.

Ruffa  Gutierrez:   Loser.   A  desperate act from a has-been,  middle-aged B-actress who is  trying to make a come-back by capitalizing on whatever publicity that can be squeezed out from this split.  From caterwauling
one minute  "Hindi ko na kaya Kuya Boy!", to coyly  saying the following week "Ligawan  nya (Ylmaz) ulit ako" to having her born again baptism rites captured  on  cam  and  then heading off to Las Vegas the following
week to relax and do damage control (about his marriage five years ago in Las Vegas).  Ruffa, you're act is getting stale.   You have become so predictable and boring.

Annabelle  Rama.   Winner.  For always a character that she is.   For being consistent in her act and for being our constant source of amusement. Conventional Wisdom almost fell off its chair when this motor-mouth
fish-wife asked  Dolly Ann to return the cosmetics she gave her and then, proceeded on by actually naming two unknown women on national television to pay  their  debts to her since she now has to take care of Ruffa and
her grandchildren: "Hoy,  so and so magbayad na kayo ng utang nyo sa akin dahil marami na akong papalamunin ngayon" or something to that effect.
Panalo talaga si  Bisaya.  I strongly suggest to PGMA that we give this woman a postion in the government  preferably as Head of our National Defense. Asap.

Dolly  Ann  Carvajal.   Winner and Loser.   A lot of people don't like this woman.   For one, she is not pleasing to the eye.  Her gay son looks a lot better than  she.  And  admit it or not,  she became a writer thru her
connections  - mom and aunt.  But being objective about the whole thing, Conventional Wisdom thinks that Dolly Ann is on the right this time.
  Why can't the mother and daughter (MAD) tandem just answer the questions posed by Dolly Ann?  Why can't Annabelle stick to the issues instead of pointing out something we already know:  how ugly Dolly Ann is. What makes Dolly Ann a loser is her constant use of her departed mom's legacy and memory whenever someone would diss her out. Honey, stop hiding under the skirt of your mom.  You are not a sacred cow.

Pia  Guanio.   Loser.  What a lousy lousy interviewer.  The depth of her talent as a host is as long as her irritating mini skirts.  Do us a favor Pia, ask Bossing to marry you already and then fade into oblivion.

Gretchen  Baretto.   Loser.     One  word  :  Wow.   The affectations of La Greta can only be matched by her delusions of grandeur.   From the looks of it, she is experiencing the early on-set of a mid-life crisis. She has
been picking  fights  left  and  right?with  Lani  Mercado, and then with Dawn Zulueta.   From her classic statement about the looks of her own daughter: "Naaawa  nga ako dahil karamihan ng tao ang sabi kay Dominique, kamukha sya ng tatay nya?".   And now the "friendly  beso-beso" lip-lock with John Estrada.   Please explain to Conventional Wisdom  - - "How can this be a friendly kiss when you and John looked so orgasmic in that shot?
Gretchen is a classic example of "langaw na nakatungtong sa kalabaw, pero feeling mataas pa sa kalabaw."   Someone should already tell this woman to seek professional help.  Sober up and clean your act sister.  You are no Paris Hilton.  More like Plaster of Paris Hilton.

Cesar  Montano,  Richard Gomez, Manny Pacquiao, etc. -  Losers.  No further explanations needed.

Borgy  Manotoc.   Loser.  Please.  Please.  From one scandal to the next. From one basag-ulo to the next.   We have enough of you and your sap-sap mouth face. Will someone already put this psycho behind bars?

Butch  Francisco  and  Dolly  Ann as writers.  Losers.  Please don't waste precious newspaper space writing about  personal stories that nobody (repeat, nobody!) finds interesting at all.  From your maid's antics to
your experience  as a judge of Slimmers World Mr. and Ms. Ek ek, to a current love who inspires you.  Please!  A tree gave up its life to have these newspaper printed.  Have I mentioned that nobody is interested?

Belo's Billboards.  Loser.  Hideous. Plain hideous. Whoever is advising Vicky (I can't call her Doctora Vicky because as Osang said, she was a mere aerobics instructor before) to put out all those monstrosities should
be charged with Human  Rights violations.  From the disturbing Chrismas billboard last December, to Richard Gomez's billboard pre-campaign period, to Ai-ai's scary  shot.  Conventional Wisdom would rather stare at the
billboards of  Ellen's Beauty Salon (with Ellen as the model herself) than see these Belo ads.

Nora Aunor.  Loser.   To  be  a has-been superstar drug dependent in your fifties is bad enough. To be caught doing drugs in another country is worse.  To be found-out to have married another woman many years ago
for a US green-card  is worst.  Ate  Guy  is  a classic example of a person blessed with so much talent and opportunity gone to waste.

Regine Velasquez & Ogie Alcasid.  Losers. Regine is what ..... .nearing 40? As someone said  "from her demeanor to her utterance, Regine is trying very, very, very hard to hold on to youth."  And if I may add, failing
miserably.  This home-wrecker who speaks with an American sleng-sleng should act her age.  Seeing her kilig-reaction about the admission of  Ogie made me lose my appetite for dinner. Conventional Wisdom is really
worried that anytime soon,  Regine's face and body will collapse.  From her hair extension, her fake long eyelashes, her fake nose, her man-made eye slits, her tooth-caps with gums, and her Gluthathioned skin, her fake boobs.

Last we heard, her movie with  Piolo  flopped big time.  Nobody wants to see a May/December love story anymore. Or more correctly, a May 1960/ December 2007 love affair story anymore.

These  are the people that are giving Conventional Wisdom constant migraine the past  months.  If this trend continues until December, aneurysm can't be far behind.

Pass  this  on until it reaches the following:  Ylmaz Bektas, Mother-in-law of Gretchen, Hope, Vic Sotto, PGMA,  Michelle Van Something, Letty Magsanoc, and Gov. Vi.



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Wahahahaha! Ang bad ng sumulat nyan! :hihi: Anong source nyo?


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Threads merged. rainmen, as you can see, na-post na yan before. Please browse through the threads or use the search function before making a new post, so we can avoid duplicates. Thanks.


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sorry nail not reading


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No problem. Paalala lang. :)


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hahahaha this surely made me wake up more sa kakatawa.


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Ngayon ko lang din to nabasa.  :hihi: Kulit ng writer.


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 :D natawa ka din ba? hehehehe


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ilang beses ko na nabasa to pero natatawa pa rin ako hehehe


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 :D ako din eh. mabuting pangpagising hehehee


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 :applause:Looks like lahat ng Pinoy share the same sentiments! Once again  :applause: Hanggang ngayon tumatawa pa rin ako.  :hihi:


 


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