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Title: Another way of saying: "You're Fat!"
Post by: trojsioux on May 09, 2006, 08:32 PM
Another thread that may help make us think and write creatively...(try lang!)

Here's how:

For this first example: Instead of saying SHE IS VERY FAT....try another line or lines. (You may say it euphemistically nice or brutally harsh...you choose!)

START KO: The panty has Victoria Secret printed on the garter but now that she wore it, the words look like a series of dots and dashes on a Morse code telegraph.
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Post by: maaku on May 09, 2006, 09:32 PM
Kumikinis ka yata? Ah gets ko na, nababanat ng husto ang balat mo!  :D
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Post by: trojsioux on May 12, 2006, 11:27 AM
Uy, nag-iisa ka yata ngayon...nasan na mga biik mo? (Totoo to! Sinabihan ako nito ng isang nakakita sa akin....hehehe kasalanan kko din coz I refer to my kids as biik...)
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Post by: corgrand on May 12, 2006, 11:36 AM
u look very healthy these days  :D
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Post by: lx638 on May 12, 2006, 01:01 PM
ang lusog lusog mo ngayon ah!! :D
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Post by: nailbiter on May 18, 2006, 12:28 PM
Classic: napabayaan sa kusina
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Post by: Emo on May 19, 2006, 11:57 AM
Saan ka na nagwo-workout ngayon? Sa Dencio's? :D
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Post by: ritziyap on May 19, 2006, 12:11 PM
mahirap sumakay ng jeep ngayon.. mag taxi nalng tayo..
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Post by: rma2003 on May 19, 2006, 07:14 PM
Saan ka na nagwo-workout ngayon? Sa Dencio's? :D

Ha-ha-ha ... love this one! Galing mo Emo!  :D

Anyway here's mine,

If our bodies are temples, congratulations - you've got a Cathedral!

 :cool:
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Post by: Emo on May 29, 2006, 09:57 AM
ang politically correct way of referring to people daw ay "horizontally challenged".

yung friend ko ang tawag ko sa kanya "larger than life". :D
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Post by: kahel on May 29, 2006, 10:07 AM
Hmm... See-food diet ka ano? ;)
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Post by: trojsioux on May 29, 2006, 11:47 AM
grabe...malala na talaga ang food and mouth disease mo
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Post by: axrockster on May 30, 2006, 05:23 AM
sa seinfeld, tanong ng prend nya, kung tumataba daw siya, sabi niya hindi naman daw, nagkukulang lang sa height.
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Post by: trojsioux on May 30, 2006, 05:54 PM
kung sa stuff toy pa...you are fluffy!
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Post by: ewancoo on May 31, 2006, 05:47 AM
feeling ko ang payat ko na pag kasama kita.  :D
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Post by: trojsioux on May 31, 2006, 09:50 AM
uy, para kayong barbecue...siya ang stick at ikaw ang .... ;)
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Post by: Emo on May 31, 2006, 01:09 PM
^... SAUCE (sabay bawi bago ka upakan.) :D  kaso nawala yung laman ng barbecue? :confused:

sabihin mo na lang kinain mo na yung laman.

wala lang. gutom na ako e. lunch muna ako. :-D
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Post by: trojsioux on May 31, 2006, 06:58 PM
^ano na ba ang division mo ngayon? I'm sure di ka lang welterweight :)...
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Post by: Emo on Jun 14, 2006, 11:42 AM
galing sa kung saang dating site:

body built - MORE TO LOVE

so kapag nirerefer mo yung irog mo, puede mong sabihing - I love you MORE AND MORE each day. :-*
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Post by: trojsioux on Jun 15, 2006, 01:14 PM
Tsk tsk tsk, talagang hand to mouth existence yan ah......... :D
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Post by: miley on Jun 15, 2006, 02:15 PM
uy, para kayong barbecue...siya ang stick at ikaw ang .... ;)
.... pork? lol...
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Post by: yoko on Jun 16, 2006, 02:38 PM
uyy...siguro bouncing baby ka nung maliit ka noh? hanggang ngayon....  :D
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Post by: norynne1101 on Jun 16, 2006, 05:44 PM
you are so cholesterolly sexy.. :D
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Post by: trojsioux on Jun 16, 2006, 08:26 PM
if you were a ball, hindi ka pingpong ball ... kundi gym exercise ball (peace! :-D)
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Post by: nailbiter on Jun 17, 2006, 10:18 AM
^Alam nyo yung kantang "Bouncing along like a pingpong ball..."? Salbahe high school teacher ko. Nung dumaan yung isang kaklase kong mataba, kumanta siya niyan, "Bouncing along like a pingpong ball, bouncing along like a pingpong ball, bouncing along like a pingpong ball, just like a pingpong ball. Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping..."
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Post by: trojsioux on Jun 17, 2006, 10:16 PM
^hahaha...seguro connecting the two immediate posts above...I'd say if I was the one pinaparinggan I'd still be flattered kasi di ako gym exercise ball...a pingpong ball could still bounce at least...the gym ball..ikaw ang magba-bounce on it

much like the reason why elephants are the only land animals who cannot jump (Thank God!)

On Topic: Talo mo pa si Michelin Man sa dami ng curves ah! :-D

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Post by: aleckxis on Jul 10, 2006, 11:06 PM
Habang nakikita mo siya nagsasampay ng mga damit niya na nilabhan... "oh mare, parehas lang tayo, ako rin naglaba rin ako ng bed cover namin " :grin1:
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Post by: trojsioux on Jul 11, 2006, 11:43 AM

alam mo kung sa donut pa...hindi ka munchkin ;)
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Post by: rma2003 on Jul 11, 2006, 01:21 PM
Wife to her obese husband: Alam mo honey, I'm glad pinakasalan kita. Kahit saan tayo magpunta, may kutchon ako :D

 :cool:
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Post by: trojsioux on Jul 11, 2006, 07:52 PM

^pag sa beach, may salbabida!
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Post by: ewancoo on Jul 12, 2006, 10:46 AM
^ pag sa sinehan, naka lazy boy  :grin1:
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Post by: trojsioux on Jul 12, 2006, 04:05 PM
Coca cola body?

kung sa coke pa hindi coke sakto ...di rin 1.5 li...di rin coke delivery van...warehouse na talaga! :peace:
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Post by: Snowkittycat on May 24, 2008, 04:44 AM
Miss, Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?  :D
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Post by: businessmaker on Oct 03, 2008, 06:00 PM
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Post by: princesssopoor on Oct 03, 2008, 07:34 PM
sumo wrestler wannabe ka ba?  :peace:
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Post by: DatuDuta on Oct 03, 2008, 07:52 PM
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Post by: wintan2006 on Oct 04, 2008, 12:54 PM

              .....parang inde ka payat ngayon.
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Post by: lemson on Oct 04, 2008, 07:42 PM
Grabe ang taba taba mo na bwahahahahaha

or

please mind the sharp objects(baka matusok ka bigla kang sumingaw)
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Post by: See-Signature-Below on Mar 20, 2009, 05:54 PM
tumatangad ka.... pahaba....  :oops:
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Post by: workoshore on Mar 20, 2009, 06:37 PM
o kaya ganito...tsong long tym no see, grooming, lumiliit ang pantalon natin ah... :harhar:

cheers... :cool2:
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Post by: Amberthe on Mar 20, 2009, 09:41 PM

Healthy!  :applause:
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Post by: darlene_faith on Apr 13, 2009, 03:39 PM
cnt offord mo na xenical ngyn?  :help:
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Post by: workoshore on Apr 13, 2009, 03:46 PM
o kaya ganito habang yakap si waswit,,,,,darlene get closer, di magtagpo mga kamay ko eh... :peace:

cheers... :cool2:
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Post by: JayM on Apr 13, 2009, 06:48 PM
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Post by: tops5450 on Apr 13, 2009, 07:54 PM
... sign of success :hihi:
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Post by: Bp22estafa on Apr 13, 2009, 08:38 PM
sarap talagang kumain noh?
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Post by: uranium698 on Apr 13, 2009, 10:15 PM
Happy New year!!  :yoohoo:

Nagpuputukan ka sa suot mo ah  :gun1: :gun2:
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Post by: darlene_faith on Apr 24, 2009, 10:52 PM
fave resto mo sa cabalen noh?? :bahalaka:
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Post by: moidgreat on May 20, 2009, 11:12 AM
kambal ba tayo? :harhar:
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Post by: Ageo on May 20, 2009, 06:21 PM
kasinlaki ka ng aparador namin :D
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Post by: chubbychum35 on May 20, 2009, 09:08 PM
Naku, ang cute-cute mo talaga..para kang buddha! :hello:
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Post by: lemson on May 21, 2009, 07:04 AM
sa totoo lang, hindi ka payat :harhar:
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Post by: mlangseth on May 21, 2009, 07:10 AM
Pleasingly plump
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Post by: dioj on Aug 25, 2009, 07:23 AM
Sorry, I hate pork!
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Post by: ferrariEverest on Feb 28, 2010, 08:10 AM
may swine flu ka?  :hihi:
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Post by: ric_TNT on Feb 28, 2010, 09:20 AM
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Post by: brownie on Feb 28, 2010, 02:07 PM
Yung clothes dryer nyo ba naka max?
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Post by: weemallasiatel on Sep 22, 2010, 03:53 PM
lalo ka ata bumobochog!
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Post by: vivienshoshanna on Sep 24, 2010, 10:43 AM

Saan ka na nagwo-workout ngayon? Sa Dencio's? :D


hahah... galing...  :applause:
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Post by: jleeton on Sep 24, 2010, 05:54 PM
ang lusog mo ah... anu ba kinakain mo :D
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Post by: tops5450 on Sep 24, 2010, 09:03 PM
Buddha bless you :cool2:
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Post by: pulubing_palaboy on Sep 24, 2010, 11:26 PM
tiny  :hihi:
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Post by: Ronald on Sep 25, 2010, 12:03 AM
Big bones..  :hihi:
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Post by: nel on Sep 25, 2010, 01:02 PM
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Post by: ervntps on Sep 25, 2010, 04:59 PM
health buff (short for healthy buffalo :hihi: )
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Post by: Lightwind_99 on Nov 14, 2011, 11:18 PM
nagovertime sa kusina :D
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Post by: Bp22estafa on Nov 14, 2011, 11:41 PM
Wow bigatin kana ngayon ah! Bigtime
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Post by: Lightwind_99 on Nov 15, 2011, 12:58 AM
Dumbo-hala :D
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Post by: TSO on Nov 15, 2011, 01:23 AM
Serious answer?

Corpulent. Rotund.

Bihira ang mga taong nagkakaintindi sayo, kahit na marunong sila mag-Ingles.
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Post by: akoni on Nov 15, 2011, 08:34 AM
in besaya we call it "TAMSE" tambok nga sexy , meaning sa tagalog... matabang sexy o matabang  may curve.
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Post by: hoodlums on Feb 25, 2012, 04:35 PM
Bigtime ka na! :smoke:
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Post by: freelancer_babe on Feb 25, 2012, 05:27 PM
Chubby!
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Post by: Bp22estafa on Feb 25, 2012, 05:40 PM
belated kong hey fat(ba) choi!
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Post by: freelancer_babe on Feb 25, 2012, 06:58 PM
Nakasarang pintuan!
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Post by: vicces on Feb 25, 2012, 07:38 PM
pag lumalakad ka para ka lang drum na gumugulong, lahat tumatabi..
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Post by: Dodong_Simple on Feb 25, 2012, 08:00 PM
Miss/Pare, Mang Tomas ba lotion mo?
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Post by: pocoyo on Feb 25, 2012, 09:27 PM
Teddy Bear ka ba?

Baket:

Ang CHUBBY MO KC!  :harhar:  :p
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Post by: ric_TNT on Feb 26, 2012, 03:15 AM

Ang cute cute mo . . . kamukha mo si JOLLIBEE!  :hihi: