(Video) ‘Clean the b*tches’ - Greg’s funny audition on Nestea VJ Hunt
May 29, 2008
It’s not easy to become a music channel VJ. Aside from being able to quickly concoct witty lines, you must also know how to properly pronounce words (how tough!).
Apparently, VJ wannabe Greg who joined the Nestea VJ Hunt has yet to learn these things. Watch his audition video where he mangled the English language by:
- proudly announcing that, during summer, we “clean the bitches”;
- inviting guys to “try your luck to have the bikinis”;
- confirming that guys know“what you are doing, right, with your eyes?”; and
- explaining that, for him, summer means“going to bitch”
Is it still a surprise he didn’t win? ^^
How to answer stupidly and still win a beauty pageant
March 10, 2008
And I thought our beauty pageants have already matured a bit. But watching last Saturday’s Binibining Pilipinas 2008 pageant, I can’t help but tell myself, “I was so wrong!”
Because how can a finalist who barely answered the question correctly manage to snatch the Bb. Pilipinas-World title, the second (or is it the third?) most prestigious title in the Bb. Pilipinas competition?
Watch the YouTube video below of how Janina San Miguel “confidently” answered the question posed by a judge, which clinched her the 2008 Bb. Pilipinas-World title.
Learn English the fun way!
January 5, 2008
What do you get when a group of Japanese women clad in aerobics outfit dance to an engaging tune while mouthing funny English phrases? Language proficiency and pure entertainment!
Watch the YouTube videos below of Japan’s Zuiikin Girls as they teach you useful English sentences such as Oh, Queen! Thank you for spanking me!, I have a bad case of diarrhea, Spare me my life and the now-infamous line, I was robbed by two men.
Oh, Queen! Thank you for spanking me!
