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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #615 on: Jul 15, 2012, 03:45 PM »
Sa isang malayong nayon may mag aswang nagdarasal na sana'y magkaroon sila ng anak. At narinig sila ng isang diwata at biniyayaan ng lubhang napaka pangit na anak. Di kop nga mai- drawing ang face nya.

Ina: (lumuluha sa galak) salamat sa panginoon at nagka supling na tayo

Ama :(umiiyak din sa tuwa) Oo nga isa siyang kayamanan mahal ko, kaya ibaon natin siya sa    lupa.  :afro:

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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #616 on: Jul 16, 2012, 05:27 AM »
GOD, kinuha nyo na po ang paborito kong action star si Fernando Poe Jr. . . . Tapos po yung paborito kong rapper si Francis Magalona   . . . Tapos yung paborito kong singer na si Michael Jackson.

At ngayon, yung paborito ko naman comedian na si Dolphy  :cry:

GOD, gusto ko lang po malaman nyo na . . . si Gloria Macapagal Arroyo ang paborito kong presidente.  AMEN  :harhar:

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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #617 on: Jul 16, 2012, 07:19 AM »
Question.. Ilang second mayroon sa isang taon? :)
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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #618 on: Jul 16, 2012, 01:42 PM »
in 364 1/4 days = 31,471,200 seconds
in leap year       = 31,536,000 seconds

correct me if i'm wrong?

Why mo ask kithe?
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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #619 on: Jul 16, 2012, 02:20 PM »
Haha. Nagcompute ka pa talaga? cpa ka nga..

Answer: 12 lang   :harhar:
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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #620 on: Jul 16, 2012, 02:46 PM »
Haha. Nagcompute ka pa talaga? cpa ka nga..

Answer: 12 lang   :harhar:

bakit naman 12?
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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #621 on: Jul 16, 2012, 02:52 PM »
January second (2nd), February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd..

12 second lang..  :harhar:
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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #622 on: Jul 16, 2012, 02:53 PM »
Question.. Ilang second mayroon sa isang taon? :)

Answer: 12 lang   :harhar:

Kasi 12 months in a year?
Kasi "second" at hindi "seconds" ang tanong?

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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #623 on: Jul 16, 2012, 02:55 PM »
haha, i forgot joke section nga pala to...
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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #624 on: Jul 16, 2012, 03:37 PM »
Mag aswang amerikano  naglgay sa classified ads"

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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #625 on: Jul 16, 2012, 06:22 PM »
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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #626 on: Jul 16, 2012, 08:00 PM »
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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #627 on: Jul 16, 2012, 08:19 PM »
korni nmn, may mai  post lang. pwede na kesa wla

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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #628 on: Jul 17, 2012, 10:08 PM »
Juan:0y,ano yan?Pinya?
Pahingi nman.

Pedro:Pahingi? Nasaan ka nung nagbubungkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw? Nasaan ka nung ngtatanim ako habang kumukulog, kumikidlat at bumubuhos ang ulan? Nasaan ka nung oras na ng-aani ako na nagkalat ang mraming ahas sa daanan ko, nung naghihirap ako sa pagpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?

Juan:Nakulong kasi ako noon! Nakapatay ako ng madamot!

Pedro:Ganun ba?
Kuha ka na, kahit ilan!
May langka pa dun!  :D
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Re: Jok onli.. gamot sa mga homesick na OFW
« Reply #629 on: Jul 19, 2012, 06:31 PM »
Teacher: class,sabihin nyo sakin pano pinatay si Jose Rizal

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Pgdatin sa MOA

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